how to kill your husband - legally

Ooh… I hope I won't be arrested because of this post man!!

We had this conversation the other day…

I know, this is repeated being shown in movies from time to time.. But, let me tell you, it's a fact…

Chinese likes to say that, "to capture a man's heart, capture his stomach" (which I think, it's said by an idiot!)

Then, I'll rephrase it, "to kill a man, capture his stomach"…

Ya, you'll start to think, healthy food doesn’t need to taste bland…

But I've to say, unhealthy food, definitely somehow taste better… ^_^ cos I myself kinda like them sometimes…

Here's the food you gotta cook and do,

1. Deep-fry your food almost everyday - especially meat,


2. Add lots of ajinomoto, or MSG - tastier right??


3. Cook lots of meat soup - put lots of pork bones, whatever bones in there, everyday, ya, don’t forget the ajinomoto/MSG


4. No need to cook too much vege, they taste bland,


5. Cook fragrant white rice everyday, maybe add some oil - taste better, kekekekeke… like the "bak kut teh" oily rice,


6. Cook lots of 'spare parts' (internal organs) for him,


7. Deep-fry, or prepare dishes with fatty stuff - for eg. Fatty porky, kinda taste nice, right?


8. If he likes curries, then, cook curries often, put LOADS of coconut milk… hehehehehehe…


9. Cook lots of seafood, for eg. Crabs, prawns, lobsters...

Then… since it's THAT unhealthy, right??

Don't eat them yourself… else, die together right?

So, cook just the right amount for him to eat, and if he asks you why you're not eating, just look at him LOVINGLY, and tell him that, you've had your portion, or that, you enjoyed watching him eating the food you cook, bla bla bla…

Oh, last but not least, make sure he's your name on the beneficiary column in his EPF, Insurance, etc.

It may take a while… but it sure works!

Sounded scary right???

Kakakakaka….

Ya, I think it's very scary…

So, for women… mm… I don’t know what to say, unless you're trapped in a very bad situation that, you can't leave your existing husband, and neither can you stay any longer with him, else, LEAVE HIM!!!

And for men… if your wife starts cooking dishes that reminds you of what I've listed, BE SUSPICIOUS!!

Else!! All of us, please, starts eating healthily ok!!!????