ooO Dirty talk, talk Dirty Ooo

Huh!! do you ever talk dirty? or... are you the type who's always prim and proper??
haha... I'm just wondering..
cos, I remember back in uni time, I'm not sure why..
normally, once in a while, we (my friends and I) will gather together, either have a dinner outside, or do some cooking back in our apartment and enjoy the dinner.. but then, every time, without fail, our conversation topic will sure ended up somewhere regarding... err...
taboo sujects?
am I allowed to type it out here??
well... about anything, basically, anything that's forbidden when you're dining with your elderly, parents, family... or kids.. ^_^;
until one day, one of us suddenly raised this question...
ya, the obvious question, ie. why everytime after a meal, we'll end up talking dirty?? ^_^;;

maybe I have grown up in a pretty male-dominant environment, I mean, I played with my 2 younger brothers since I was very small... so, sometimes, I don't think I am a girl, or, sometimes, I think, others treat me like a guy..

but then... why I am talking about "dirty talk, talk dirty" here..
well... I was just thinking.. sometimes, dirty talk, or simply 'talk cock' (aiyo!!! mind my language) can be pretty fun and relaxing..

Oh!! you should listen to my brother when he tells you those dirty jokes... and it's those high level dirty jokes, not those without plot ^_^ (cheh!!)
I'll normally laugh my head off when I listen to him... but then, what a shame, I cannot tell as good as him...

mm... actually what I am trying to say is.. hey!! buddy!!! relax LAH!! ^_~
cos, I think, to be a prim and proper person, can be very tiring sometimes, or, to me, it's most of the time..
just like my favourite momoko... she mentioned that, since 11 or 12, she's already started to read those adult books..
and she mentioned that, she sometimes, will sit down and watch some porno movies... for a laugh, cos, she thought that those stunts were too amazing, and that, porno movies sometimes are even funnier than a so-called comedy...
(^>^)
I like her, not because she talk dirty ok? I like her because she's very truthful to herself and truthful to people, and that, she viewed such err.. such taboo stuff in such light and easy manner.. ie. it's no big deal!!

for eg. my brother and I, or even my husband and I, whenever we see big nice BOOBS on the TV, we'll "WAH!"
haha!!! and I thought that "WAH!" is fun!
well.. life is short, and full of misery sometimes...
take some time, sit down, relax, and admire God's amazing and beautiful work!!!
(@.@)
they're called EYE CANDY!!!

a short dirty joke to share... ^_^
I really cannot remember how to tell the story, first heard it from my brother... found it on the internet ^_^;;
有一個酒鬼上街買酒喝，忽然他瞥見街角一家酒店貼著一張：〔只要完成三個難
題，就可免費喝一年的酒〕的告示！！酒鬼見機不可失，便進去向酒保詢問，並先喝了
幾杯酒。酒保道：「你要向三個難題挑戰啊？」酒鬼醉道：「好吧。」「首先．你必須
一囗氣喝掉這杯加滿胡椒的龍舌蘭。」「第二．我們後院有一隻河馬牙齒痛很久了，你
必須幫它拔牙。」「第三．看到對面的公寓了嗎？那裡住著一個女人很久都沒滿足了，
你要讓她滿足。」酒鬼一聽馬上躍躍欲試，於是他便一囗氣灌完了那杯龍舌蘭，突然他
感到整個人都要燒起來了，就一鼓作氣衝到後院，後院立刻傳出河馬的尖叫聲，過了不
久酒鬼衝出來了，他大聲地問酒保：「快！你說那個〔牙痛〕的女人在哪？」

There is a drunken man wandering around on the street, still looking for more alcohol... suddenly he saw this notice outside a bar, that says "if you can get this 3 difficult tasks done, you'll have free beer for a year from us!!"
this man saw this as a great opportunity to get lots of beer, so, he entered the bar, and ordered some beer...
then the bar tender asked him, "so, do you want to take up the challenge??"
the man said, "no problem!"
bar tender said, "first, you've to down this terquila that's added with pepper in 1 gulp!"
"second, there's a hippopotamus(hippopo) in our backyard, she's had a toothache for a LONG time, you've to help her to pull out that bad tooth!!"
"third, you see the apartment across the street? there's a woman in there, who's not been SATISFIED for a long time, you've to satisfy her!"
without giving it a second thought, the drunken man down the terquila, and he felt this sudden burning in him, quickly he ran to the backyard,
then people in the bar heard a loud cry from the hippopo coming out from the backyard,
after a short while, the drunken man came into the bar, and asked,
"QUICK!! TELL ME, WHERE'S THE WOMAN WITH THE TOOTHACHE!!"