!!!!!!!!!Bossy Micromanaging Bitch!!!!!!!!!

haha, yesterday, I think, I got it from the TV, can't remember what show it is, or it's just a commercial, what I can remember, is only this term...
Let me say it again.. YOU!!! BOSSY MICROMANAGING BITCH!!!!!

wow!! powerful!! ^o^
I consider myself lucky, as, I have had worked under 2 female bosses before, but they're not bossy, and they're not micromanaging, or bitch!!
but then, first female boss was err... basically kinda lousy, so, if you're lousy, you don't deserve a name, cos, you're just lousy, if you get any names like this, like the above, you somehow should feel 'flattered' ^_^;;
as, well.. to me, not every bad female can be called bitch, you've gotta be something to get to that 'level' @_@

anyway, as I don't work anymore, those who know, will know what I am talking about, and for those who don't know, just treat it as my scolding page!!

well.. there's this micromanaging bitch that I know.. actually, not that bitch, but definitely micromanaging... as I said, you gotta be something to be called bitch, she's not THERE yet... she's just an old auntie, who likes to micromanage
(bitch, somehow, gotta be kinda a hot babe, but bitchy, get the picture?)

what does this old auntie do?
1. if you're problem, you give her a call, first she'll speak to you with a very UNWELCOMING tone, let me tell you, you really would rather go jump down from the building, or, take a piece of tofu to knock your own head, if you happen to work under such type of boss (and personally, I really would prefer not to work under a female boss.. it's just soooo, uninteresting!! except my latest ex-female boss, cos, she's cute!!)

2. after giving you the session of UNWELCOMING not to say pleasant tone, you've gotta brief her the problem right? but then, her response is like, "have you done this?", "have you tried that?" and bla bla bla questions, without brain.. what!! we're not 3-year-old kids!! (sorry, any 3-year-old kid, I don't mean to insult you!) if we haven't tried all those solution, do you think, we'd want to call you? such an uninterestin auntie? do you think we'd resolved to call you, if we have a choice??

3. then, she'll start praising others, tell you that, you should look upon XXX or YYY, and learn from them... YOU'RE RIGHT!!! if those generic templates, or solutions can be used, I WOULDN'T HAVE CALLED YOU NOW!!! you !$$#%#^% uninteresting auntie!!!

4. then, let me tell you, if you work by the book, she'll ask you, why you didn't try another innovative solution, and then, if you work with your creativity, try some innovative solution, then, she'll ask you again, why didn't you follow the book!!! !$#!%$#^%#&*&^$*^&$!%$#$ I wish I am there, and will say straight to her face, SCREW YOU!!!! (oops, mind my language)

5. and this BOSSY MICROMANAGING BITCH(actually, rather an auntie!!) LAST BUT NOT LEAST, will always remind you that, OH, YOU'VE TO ALWAYS BE A PEOPLE PERSON... and bla bla bla all sorts of BS + BS + BS!!!! and you know what? she's the last person on the PEOPLE-PERSON list... and cool!! she actually thought she's one of them!!! (in her dream!!)

6. why is she micromanaging?? cos, she really wants to know every single detailed from how you type A-Z, the way you work, the way you handle a situation!!! goodness!!!!!!!!!!! $#%#^%$&^%*&#%^%#$#$

7. LASTLY... as a very senior executive in the company, and as she always claimed that, one must save the costing for the running projects... HOWEVER... she wouldn't foot the bill for the dinner with all her subordinates... ie. planning to claim from the project... rather than from her own pocket, even when it's as cheap as AUD 50++????? Goodness@#@$!#%@^%#&*$^&* AUNTIE, is just an AUNTIE!!! regardless what company you work with, or what position you're in...