Roaches Go to Hell

See… lately (or, I’ll say, after I’ve given birth) I’ve killed 2 cockroaches in our house… arggh!!!!~~~~
He’s killed one flying cockroach, which flew into our living room one day…
I seriously hate them, and also seriously damn scared of them
I once described it to my youngest brother…
How I feel about roaches…

See, I’m so scared of them… scared but won’t and can’t runaway… maybe I’m rational in that sense, running away doesn’t solve the “problem”… I won’t jump onto the couch and scream and if he’s around I’ll ask him to try to catch it and kill it, but normally, he’ll have to give it a few shots before hitting the jackpot!!! ~_~
As for me…
I’m really really very scared of it… (I guess nobody really can see/feel how I feel about roaches)
But I also hate them very very very very very much!!!!!! VERY MUCH~~~~~ HEAR ME?????
So… I’ve left with one choice…
As for the 2 killings that I’ve done… it’s after everybody in my household has gone to bed, slept soundly… and I’m left alone…
The moment I saw this monster, my sweat immediately come out… but I hate it so much that, I’ve to kill it…
I’ve to…
No joke!
The best way (after some experience) to get them is to use newspaper… (as newspaper is hard enough to ‘paralyze’ it, but soft enough not to make it ‘splat’ and all the internal gross stuff come out)
2 killings, I hit ONLY ONCE… maybe I hate it just so much that, it gives me the accuracy…
But since I’m so scared of it, so what after paralyzing it…
It’s not fully dead yet, and I can’t leave the dead body lying around on the floor IN MY HOUSEHOLD!
The first time, I use the same newspaper, scooped it (this gross disgusting creature actually moved a bit to do its last struggling) with my sweat dripping and dripping… and bring it to the toilet, flush it down… since it’s light, and to ensure that, it’ll be flushed down the toilet, I throw a little bit of toilet tissue to add the weight onto its disgusting body
The second time, it’s near our storeroom, so I took the broom (which we don’t use anymore, only the confinement lady used when she’s here) and sweep it to the dustpan… again same type of gross creature do the same disgusting struggle… it tried to clamp onto the broom… NEVERMIND!!! I just hit the broom at the rim of the toilet bowl and it dropped into the water…
Again, to ensure it’ll be flushed down… I put some toilet tissue!!!

Oh gosh!!! It’s just so damn disgusting and I’m fully exhausted, as well as disgusted… yuek!
And I could take it no more…
So, I went online to research some ways to ‘repel’ it, and to kill it…
I don’t want to stay out there EVERY NIGHT to catch roaches ok!!!!!
And ya… I know I can wake him up from his sleep to do this dirty job, but see… even during alert time, he’ll have to give it a few shots, what more to say, in the middle of sleep… catching and killing roaches should be a job without mistake… ~_~
Also, maybe he does not hate it THAT MUCH to give him that sort of accuracy…
Oh ya, the first time… the creature was at the edge of the door towards our backyard
The second time, the stupid creature was crawling slowing around the rubbish plastic bag… thinking that, it’ll have its delicious supper is it?? Huh!

The more I researched online, the more disgusted I became…
A few messages I came across repeatedly, from Chinese sites, from English sites…
First, roaches have been on this planet for million years… it’s not like you want to get rid of them you can get rid of them easily… there’s no 100% guaranteed remedy… ooh ah!!! Doom!!
Second, ants are scared of sourness, roaches are scared of nice scent (螞蟻怕酸，蟑螂怕香)
Third, the scariest one… since roaches multiply very fast… if you start to see them even during day time (their activity time’s at night) then your household is basically doomed!!!
Oh, goodness gracious… the more I think about it, the more I couldn’t sleep…

THAT WEEKEND,
We went to the supermarket… I bought a lot of stuff… scenty stuff…
To repel, to kill, to bait…
I put them everywhere…
See how it goes… and God please bless me…