In reference to the previously mentioned micromanaging bitch……
Once upon a time…
There’s this company, and in the company, there’s a BIMB (Bossy-Intimidating-Micromanaging-Bitch)… and there’s also a super-duper mummy’s boy…
What happened was… one day, this mummy’s boy, voiced out to the management, that his daddy mummy has moved to another country wo!! (he’s an employee in country A, and daddy mummy moved to country B) so, he demanded that, he would be posted to a project site, which happened to be in country B… NO. 1 RIDICULOUS BRAINLESS THING TO HAPPEN THAT ONE FINE DAY!!!
SHOCKINGLY… the BIMB, who never bother to listen to any humanly word, she entertained this stupid request!!! NO. 2 RIDICULOUS BRAINLESS THING TO HAPPEN THAT ONE FINE DAY!!!
So, BIMB asked one of her subordinate, who’s more senior than mummy’s boy, of course, to try to arrange… and poor subordinate eventually ‘sacrificed’ her role… letting the know-nothing-but-only-daddy-mummy guy to take over her role, to go to country B for the project… upon request, and poor subordinate, even prepared to ‘wipe ass’ if anything goes wrong… (of course, how can you trust an important project in the hands of know-nothing-but-only-daddy-mummy guy, right??)
Then… poor subordinate went to see BIMB, told BIMB the arrangement… and guess what happened???
Apparently, it’s not enough, it’s not what’s intended by the know-nothing-but-only-daddy-mummy guy, what he wanted… WAS EVEN MORE!!!
He demanded to go to country B, to join his dear dear daddy mummy, on a more regular basis… ie. ONCE A MONTH!!! NO. 3 RIDICULOUS BRAINLESS THING TO HAPPEN THAT ONE FINE DAY!!!
Oh!!! I bet whoever has read till this stage, will know what’s happened next right?? Or roughly have guess what’s happened…
So, after cracking her head off and so on… poor subordinate came to BIMB, told BIMB that, it’s basically not feasible… not feasible in the management point of view, not feasible in the project’s point of view, and not even feasible in their client’s point of view… (come on!! It’s not even feasible in any human’s point of view ok!!)
…… expectedly, she got scolded, and asked to be more innovative and creative!!! NO. 4 RIDICULOUS BRAINLESS THING TO HAPPEN THAT ONE FINE DAY!!!
So… she went to another supervisor, hoped to get some advice…
Well… even though with much willingness to help… it’s just plain struggle and pointless to even deal with the situation or the BIMB…
Conclusion… is… ask her to F**K OFF!!!
(Ya, I wish!!)
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