saw this online,
thought it's quite a funny joke...
there you are...
Must read for husbands….What Women do all day ….????
A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was
the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door,
he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the
throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the T
V was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn
with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled
the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was
open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under
the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He
quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water
as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found
wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the
mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still
curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at
him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and
asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You
know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the
world do I do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'
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