haha... why was I suddenly talking about "we'll see..."?
well... it started like this...
I have a very INTERESTING colleague
below is her traits
1. she thinks she's humble, but the first day I joined, she's telling me "everybody outside the company know who I am, and I can get whatever job I want, it's just that I
have the passion with this company, so, I choose to stay"
2. she thinks that she's been in the company for more than 5 years, and therefore, no matter what, she doesn't think that we're her peers... and therefore, even my boss
asked me to teach her something, she'll always sounds like she knows everything... so to me, it's fine... since you claim that you know everything... so, I don't have to
spend time to teach...
3. she definitely has 2 faces... one is to peers that she does not appreciate, ie. you're transparent, you're deaf, you're mute and you're dumb... imagine if somebody thinks
of you in that manner, that's the FACE, one is to boss.. oh, you can imagine how glory and sweet it is... (ooh... too disgusting to talk about...)
4. she LOVES to talk when you talk, or, when anybody talks, she didn't realize that it's called YOU ARE RUDE
5. she LOVES eavesdropping... and again, shamelessly she admits it, and she calls it 'ear-dropping' ^_^ (so my colleague is really very interesting huh!!).. she
eavesdrops the conversation you have on phone, she eavesdrop the conversation that managers have on phone, so that SHE'LL KNOW ALL THE MANAGEMENT
LEVEL TYPE OF NEWS
6. whenever you humbly wanna tell her some NEWS, she'll say she already know, HOWEVER you can catch her again in the next conversation, she'll start yelling that
"how come I don't know!!"
7. whenever you're on the phone, she OVERHEARD, ooh... interestingly she'll shamelessly interrupt and join you in the conversation, ON YOUR PHONE CALL!!!
8. AND, I'm sure you've seen this type of personality a lot a lot... everywhere... it's like... whenever there's problem, she'll talk talk talk talk talk... give all the comments
and input in front of her peers... but when you put her in front of the management, cos, she is SOOOOOO SCARED of this thing called R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-B-I-L-I-T-Y, so,
she'll just shut up and do not wanna comment what she's just happily blatted out in front of her so-called peers, INTERESTING HUH!!
9. typically, she likes to talk without thinking... "most of the time, she doens't know what she's talking about" -- oh, quote by a very senior peer
10. and typically, in front of bosses... her frequest response is "yes, yes, yes", to the infinity, BUT THEN.. if you happened to chip in and 'disagree' with the correct facts,
which bosses later agree..., she'll also mindlessly "yes, yes, yes"...
11. there're a lot of things, she doesn't like to do and doesn't want to do... she'll give hell a lot of excuse to not to do it, but never voice it out to the boss... I call it a
bully..., ya, bullying her peers... cos, not voicing out to boss, she looks good, a damn obedient employee.. good employee, no complaint, ALWAYS "BUSY"!!... and "I
think, she's a bit incompetent" -- oh, quote by the very senior's peer's very senior boss...
12. she always work in a very lazy and slow way that she thinks is SMART (which of course, I couldn't really care less if you ask me, cos, it's not my business, she's
slow, she knows, she's scared, she knows, she's incompetent, I think she also knows... that's why the louder and faster and more, she talks) and of course, relatively,
she thinks that, her peers work in a very unacceptable manner.. but serious... who cares, as long as I can deliver and get job done ^_^
13. to her, nobody, no system, no measurement is good, except herself is extremely smart...
14. she can talks bad about everybody, but she also can smile and suck up like mad, to that everybody... salute right??
15. she always like to act as if she knows everything (ya, by eavesdropping, by peeping, by not respecting each and other privacy) AND THEN... interestingly, she'll come
and tell you that, "actually I know bla bla bla, but I don't want to tell"... ooh... so???
16. she always pretend that she's MANY friends, or that she VERY POPULAR, but in her heart... nobody is friend... at any time, you can be a jerk, a sly, a slut, to her...
when she thinks that, by commenting in such manner will make her more a 'righteous' person... ya, right!!
17. she likes to do and say a lot of not-so-good things behind your back, or whoever back... as if it's no harm... Oh!! just like when she's sooooo rudely disrespecting
other's privacy by peeping and eavesdropping, IT'S NO~ HARM~~.... but again, it's not between me and her... I'm just here simply observing such an interesting peer that I
have... and she has already said things for herself...
one day, she said... in a her usual i-know-everything-cum-i-am-so-smart tone
"we cannot do this we cannot do that, everything has retribution!!!"
and I wrapped it up with a nice and sweet response
"ya, ES~PECIALLLY those things that you do behind other's back!!"
FULL~~~~~ STOP~~~
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