Reasons Why I Never Visit my Rich Friend

One of my friends sent me this joke the other day, I laughed the hell out of it, this is bloody funny man!! Especially if you recite it, loud!
However, I found joke like this is hard to find
mm... if any of you, my friend, has similar ones, please share it with me!! Groovy!
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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
Once while visiting a very rich friend the maid approached me
and.....
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit, juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"
Question:Ceylontea,Indian tea , Herbaltea,Bushtea,
Honeybushtea,Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question:"How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me aglass
of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non- flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!!!!