Something stays in your mind forever, even though it is just a joke

I have been looking for this joke inside out the internet and finally I found it. It is still funny even though I read it for the second time, or even the third time. I first came across this joke in one of the FHM UK magazine

"Driving to the office this morning on the motorway,

I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so badly that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my mobile from my ear,
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned my 'Meat'n two veg',
causing me to scream,
which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,
ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!

Submitted by
CalamjoEdited by Curtis"